Quotes by W. C. Fields
- “After a hangover: I feel like a dwarf with dirty feet has wa…” — W. C. Fields
- “I have drunk so much to the health of others that I ended up…” — W. C. Fields
- “I cook with wine. Sometimes I even add it to the food.” — W. C. Fields
- “I have extraordinary self-control. I never drink anything st…” — W. C. Fields
- “A woman led me down the road to drinking, and I didn't even…” — W. C. Fields
- “Water? Don't touch that stuff! Fish fornicate in it.” — W. C. Fields