Quotes by Twitter

• “The brain is sly, blames the heart which blames the stomach…” — Twitter
• “Alcohol is the ctrl+alt+delete of real life. @Dbric511” — Twitter
• “Love is like alcohol: you try it, it makes you feel bad, you…” — Twitter
• “I consider myself a person for drinking. @Vibes_San” — Twitter
• “Lately I must have drunk a little too much. I went to pick u…” — Twitter
• “I'm suing my Chemistry teacher because I started drinking wh…” — Twitter
• “For desperate times, drink and remedy. @NiceToMatthew” — Twitter
• “– The doctor told me I have to give up alcohol, cigarettes,…” — Twitter

Wine Quotes